Best Fun Poems

As I was going to St Ives
I met a man with seven wives
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The tires on my bike are flat.
The sky is grouchy gray.
At least it sure feels like that
Since Hanna moved away.
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Who Slammed Doors For Fun And Perished Miserably

A trick that everyone abhors
In little girls is slamming doors.
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The sun's turning pale is a threat, in fact
That directly affects solar system
The climate has already been much changed
With known-unknown, acute poisonous fume;
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If I had a shiny gun,
I could have a world of fun
Speeding bullets through the brains
Of the folk who give me pains;
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'I thought you loved me.' 'No, it was only fun.'
'When we stood there, closer than all?' 'Well, the harvest moon
Was shining and queer in your hair, and it turned my head.'
'That made you?' 'Yes.' 'Just the moon and the light it made
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People live forever in Jacksonville and St. Petersburg and Tampa,
But you don't have to live forever to become a grampa.
The entrance requirements for grampahood are comparatively mild,
You only have to live until your child has a child.
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English Teeth, English Teeth!
Shining in the sun
A part of British heritage
Aye, each and every one.
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Eight balloons no one was buyin'
All broke loose one afternoon.
Eight balloons with strings a-flyin',
Free to do what they wanted to.
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There was a little comet who lived near the Milky Way!
She loved to wander out at night and jump about and play.
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I wrung my hands under my dark veil. . .
"Why are you pale, what makes you reckless?"
-- Because I have made my loved one drunk
with an astringent sadness.
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Old year has passed with last night,
New year has arrived with shiny light.
Brightness is covered all over sky,
Weather has opened her twinkled eye.
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Did you ever notice, in "funeral", the much smaller word, Fun?
If there was a funeral for me, who would "from it" and who would "to it" run?
At 64 I'm overdue perhaps; why should I any longer stick around?
In our big paper dictionary, many as young or younger than I have died, I've found.
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If I don't drive around the park,
I'm pretty sure to make my mark.
If I'm in bed each night by ten,
I may get back my looks again,
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A little fun keeps you young;
A little laughter keeps you bright.
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some words for you to hum along
the sound so sweet and soft to sing
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Suicide is my thought of dying,
Crawling out of hole I made,
Suicide is my only way out of my pain I feel,
Explain why I can’t kill or hurt myself,
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I was seventy-seven, come August,
I shall shortly be losing my bloom;
I've experienced zephyr and raw gust
And (symbolical) flood and simoom.
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She is so sweet, and only three feet,
Her golden hair, is only just there,
A smile, a grin, can easily begin,
To charm a Gran, her No.1 fan,
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A house of cards
Is neat and small:
Shake the table,
It must fall.
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Channel 1's no fun.
Channel 2's just news.
Channel 3's hard to see.
Channel 4 is just a bore.
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Hello there, who are you?
Do I know you? give us a clue,
Have we already met somewhere before.
Your face is quite familiar,
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If you make a revolution, make it for fun,
don't make it in ghastly seriousness,
don't do it in deadly earnest,
do it for fun.
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Short poems
are fun.
You can see at a glance
whether you
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Unseen untouched affaire de Coeur stinging Oh what I would do …..the ocean of pain her burble… cool hot cool hot waves..soaked by love I say.. She sounds Fun…..in the air bang thud thud by the gun! .....Her fragranced the elite room Of heart despite breathtaking….placed she dearly me there and sing..
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Why do we go to school?
We have to learn
We have to strive harder
We have to go to school
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Hi! Handsome hunting man,
Fire your little gun,
Bang! Now that animal
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Three things that make my life complete
Are love, laughter, and you, my sweet
The laughter has lasted since day one
Loving you darling, has been so much fun
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Wonderful words given to me
By other poets sharing their gift for others to see.
Words of hope... and healing too
Then words of such sadness. That You just wish you could touch
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About Soho we went before the light;
We went, unresting six, craving new fun,
New scenes, new raptures, for the fevered night
Of rollicking laughter, drink and song, was done.
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Sparrow, the special delight of my girl,
whom often she teases and holds on her lap
and pokes with the tip of her finger, provoking
counterattacks with your mordant beak,
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I long for the night,
When I'll hold you so tight,
In my dreams,
Once again we are young,
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Chocolate is funny
chocolate is fun
you can spread it on your body
you can lick it with your tongue
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People make fun at me...
my eyes glassy; nose stubby,
skin inky and body burly!
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Did a dry run to see
if I could drive at night.
Joe didn't think it was such a good idea
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Oh, the stress-free, carefree world of children
Oh, just take me back to the lil kids' playpen

When we tried on mom's cosmetics and lipsticks
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To artistic integrity
I make no claim
Rhyming eccentricity
Is more my game
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Did you see them pass to-day, Billy, Kate and Robin,
All astride upon the back of old grey Dobbin?
Jigging, jogging off to school, down the dusty track -
What must Dobbin think of it - three upon his back?
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To the children of the world

I know only poems with rhyme
That stay in tune with ev’ry clime.
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Friends are most precious, and I've had a few,
And on this website, it's been mostly fun.
Right now I have some other things to do;
Excuse me now, I'll grab my horse and run.
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Life is a challenge - meet it
Life is a gift - accept it
Life is a sorrow - over come it
Life is a tragedy - face it
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The poetry of earth is never dead:
When all the birds are faint with the hot sun,
And hide in cooling trees, a voice will run
From hedge to hedge about the new-mown mead;
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Friends may come and friends may go
Family is first and this I know
Putting friends first is a mistake
And not one that you should make
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growing up is fun
a thing we should instill in
each and every child
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School can be fun...school can be boring
school can bring friends...school can bring enemies
school can bring Kiri...school can bring Jake porter
school can bring rules...but u can break them
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So, this is Christmas morning...
everyone is here.
I don't really understand it
cause it isn't very clear,
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Parents sure have lots of rules,
things to do and not do.
I’ll be glad when I get big
and growing up is gone through.
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My grandma was A beautiful person
And I love her very much
She told me stories of this and that and such
We would sit and talk for hours on end
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Nobody gives a damn about you
Until you pick up a gun or strap on a bomb
And kill someone with your version of kindness
Nobody gives a damn about you
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On lips smile alive
On her bright fun loving eyes
Tears never thrive!
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Feel captivities firm grip smother out the fun,
The stretch of its reach felt with each pass of the sun;

Metal doors slam shut, rumbling their echos down the hall,
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love my family with my hold heart.
My love is Joy to love my family
Family is sad and happy and love.
Family is fun and painful and pretty.
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away with all this seriousness
truth can be a sinful senseless mess

Just want to be a happy poet
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You know that if there was one thing,
That you could take from school,
It wouldn't be art or math or history,
It would be work.
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People from different places come to America
They have different backgrounds and have different skin
But they are in America
They should be accepted, even if their from Berlin
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I'm dazed and confused
I'm tired of being used
It is not me that you see
It is just your fantasy
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(dedicated to Niken Kusuma Wardani)

Restore the tresses
With hair breakthroughs
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Some people forget that love is
tucking you in and kissing you
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Nostalgia...What a Lovely Gal
I wanted to dance
with a young one
she didn't like my advance
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Seen the cut surrounded by dry blood. Must have irritated it through the crashing all around me. Wipe it dry, clean, but where’s the fun in that. Avoid exacerbation yet still suffer in excess.

Why not make the pain, the sorrow poor out, hopefully there won’t be anything left inside. Gripping tightly, stab the wound over my heart back open; rip back quickly to greater irritate the skin.
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'WHY' …she asks, 'do we together now live? '
[[ My wife is/(was?) thinking of ‘leaving me'; IT is TRUE! ]]
To this, her question, what answer shall I now give?
It must be honest and believable ….when I am through.
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Game of forward motion, kick, score,
Game of vibrant commotion, quick, dare,
Game of active promotion, lively, exciting.
Game of euphoric emotion, delightful, cheering!
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bird fun, they are all up there
drizzle, the row of little robins on the wire
a lost bee flying by, takes a round and flies off,
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I’m having a party
Inviting Pinocchio, Little Roo, and you.
We will celebrate
With whatever cake I can bake
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the night is cold
the night is sad for some
the night is so dark
the night come and go like my love for you
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I think cake is so yummy
It always fills my tummy
And it's fun to bake
Oh dear sweet cake
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'fun-da-mental-ism' miss God's fun, man -
who want a God wittout a smile? ...
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Under the undecorated sky
With thick clouds heavily pouring down.

Both were enjoying every drop
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They met upon a starry night
and quickly fell in love.
Their future seemed so very bright
beneath those stars above.
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"That just reminds me of a yarn," he said;

And look for the body of Lofty Lane
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It is unique to swim in child’s memory
So innocent and part of the life as necessary
It has long list of unforgettable incidences
Sometimes at fault and sometime pales with grievances
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There was an Old Derry down Derry,
Who loved to see little folks merry;
So he made them a Book,
And with laughter they shook,
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Come I will teach you a new recipe’
Said a friend visiting from overseas.

Give me apples, cinnamon and a pie dish
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Party Hearty Baby

Oh Lordy Lordy Lordy on St. Patrick's Day
If you don't have all that very much to say
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As I looked around the pond
I see people playing in the snow
Laughing and throwing snowballs at each other
Making snow angles with great pride
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Little lamb, little lamb
Why don't you bleat?
I can tell you
You sound so sweet.
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Food and Football
Fantastic combination,
Fans excited, thrilled,
Fun filled evening!
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it's such a special day
today,
the sun shines bright,
the birds chirp and sing high on the summit,
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My friend is lonely as can be,
and I am lonely, too.
If she could come and visit me,
she wouldn't be so blue.
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Maybe all I need is a cape.
Every superhero has one.
Give me a cape and a cool name
And then I'll really have some fun.
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The adverts have now started of
Christmas cheer, of being together
Sitting by a slow burning log fire,
A Christmas tree and all that glitters
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My brother's in a wheelchair
and he can't jump or run
but I can throw a ball to him
to catch and we have fun.
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Once on a time I fair Dorinda kiss'd,
Whose nose was too distinguish'd to be miss'd;
My dear, says I, I fain would kiss you closer,
But tho' your lips say aye--your nose says, no, Sir.--
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Once Liza thought to have a fun
She showed a puppet tiger to Johan
Johan made an outcry
For fun he too did try
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Let us make fun, let us make fun
Let us far run, let us far run.

Smile you paint, smile you paint,
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What is age, you ask?
Nothing but a mere number, I say.
After-all, it doesn’t state your worth.
It’s a way of knowing the number
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With the peak of spring in the month of May,
In the early hours of a pleasantly sunlit day,
Two kids sat cuddled on a swing,
Feeling as though they were taking on wing.
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We live in a space of 10 by 10,
All the luxury we have to shun,
To make our life little fun,
In the paradise of our city slum,
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He goes to work early everyday
For him to be safe is what I pray
He often works late, not a set time
He stays busy on the streets, fighting crime
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Just figuring up i have autism.
asperger's to be exact.
And seems i can guide my mind at times.
While they tend to lend in rythmic blends,
I have a point inside them.
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Dancing with a glamorous, dazzling Sunflower,
Petals, fluttering with joyful exciting beats,
Decorated bloom, suffused with brown seeds,
Perhaps, flirting with the handsome Sun,
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Morning is blue

Lovers screw
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A man named Bryan once took Paternity Leave,
his intent was to relieve
his wife of the strain,
while he enjoyed his friend's company in vain.
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Winter time is full of light,
Winter time is big and bright,
Winter time is full of fun,
Winter time has lots of sun,
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There is much more to life
Than just to watch, it diminishes away
Life's ordains, for everyone to enjoy it rightly
Mingles with much love, and the best of fun
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Wheat and water
They are two friends
To make a roti
Tea leaf and milk are friends
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We can’t accept their behavior and may shun
We tease them often for fun
We’re dishonest, proud, undone
They’re honest and rich though they have none
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My husband's funny antics
My son's cute gimmicks
My husband's roaring laughter
My son laughs after
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