Love is the only ecstasy, All the rest is weeping. Victor Hugo. Le Miserable.
A Smile, The Shortest Distance Between Two People.
It's true travel can broaden the mind, but it also slims the Bank Account.
There is absolutely nothing wrong with talking to yourself. Just as long it does not turn into an Argument.
Nothing can travel faster than light, except Hot Juicy Gossip.
Man's Best idea, The Wheel. Man's worst idea, Sitting behind it.
‘A circle is a round straight line with a hole in the middle'. Quoting a School Child by Mark Twain.
The reason why Hyenas laugh so much is because they're the only Animal on Earth that know ‘The Meaning of Life'.
A Receding Hairline would be more preferable than a Advancing Hairline.
If we've learned anything from History, it's the fact that we've learned nothing from History.